The Thousand Orcs, Quatre

Meeting the man/woman who invented the vile race that we know today as the orcs, the typical fantasy bad guys, would be quite the meeting. This person had to be quite twisted in order to form such a masterpiece in the world of evil. Orcs are usually described as green, big, savage, and quite stupid. They are also referred to as very short-tempered and bloodthirsty. For our adventurers, killing orcs is what they enjoy doing. They really enjoy killing most things, but orcs seem to be the hands down favorites.

When facing an orc opponent, one must remember three things:

 1) Avoid battles with orcs at all costs.

 2) You are smarter than him. Use it to your advantage.

 3) He has no problem with killing you, so why are you not following rule #1?

 The Orcs that Drizzt and his band face are a special type of orc. They have a leader who is smart enough to get some frost giants and bring them to battle. A cowardly move, yes, but also a genius strategy maneuver. The frost giants are large, and feel like they are better than any other race around. The way to beat a frost giant is to essentially tell them that you are better than them, and send them into a fit of rage. Watch out for their quickly thrown boulders and large feet, because now, you're the bug.

Sometimes shooting someone, is just shooting someone.